Anyone that knows me knows that I love getting presents. My eyes light up and I bounce up and down with glee. Due to an overwhelming desire by people to buy me gifts I have come up with this lil gift buying guide as a means of ensuring that you buy me the perfect gift!

Let’s start with the basics:
Porn...that’s right I love the man on man action and even the good lesbian porn out there. I don’t like the cheap bad crap either...I want hot sexy bodies!

I love the following ladies so just about anything featuring them is a good thing: Eliza Dishku (aka Faith from Buffy), Sharon Stone, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Carrie Ann Moss, okay you get the point bad girls with rockin bodies!

I love a good action figure...it could be from the Matrix, Xena, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You see I am just a big kid at heart...and I love to put action figures on my desk. I would really love to find some Fraggles or smurfs...remember those? They rocked!

So you wanna buy something to wear? Okay, I collect fun T-shirts. Size medium. I like them naughty and thought provoking. Examples: “Tell your girlfriend I said THANKS”, “Fuck you I have enough friends”, “Lord of the cock rings”, “I dig your girlfriend”. You get the idea...I have an entire section of my closet for shirts from Don’t Panic!

Did I mention that I collect DVD’s?? Sometimes when I get done having crazy lesbian sex I like to curl up and watch a new dvd. I love action flicks and TV shows!
My current wish list includes but is not limited to: XXX, Minority Report, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Ab Fab seasons, CSI season 1, American Pie 1 &2, My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Let’s just start there and see how we do!

Oh so you are a serious shopper huh? Well, my father once discovered that all women love jewelry. Ever since he bought me my first set of ruby earrings I have been a fan of that beautiful stone. Of course I love a good diamond and will never turn away a gift that comes in the ever famous little blue box from Tiffany's.

But perhaps you are poor and can not afford to buy me an elaborate expensive gift...that’s okay. Go buy me a card or better yet make me one. Color me a picture or write me a poem and send it to me. I’ll put it in my scrap book.

Every time I get a present I can’t believe that there are people out there that would want to buy me a gift. Thank you for all of your support and wonderful presents they truly make my day.