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RULESDerek & Romaine Holiday Stocking Giveaway PROMOTION DETAILS -- PROMO HAS ENDED!! Drawing Method: the 69th caller to call the call-in number when Santa says "IT'S ALIVE!" will win a prize Prizes: a holiday stocking chock-full of adult novelties Start Date and Time: 6:10 p.m. ET on November 28, 2005 End Date and Time: 9:45 p.m. ET on December 23, 2005 Monday - Fridays 6:10pm-6: 40pm, 7:30-8:00 pm, and 9:15-9:45pm Call-In Number: 1-866-305-6887 Opt-Out Method: check opt out on winner sheet Number of Winners: 50 Actual Retail Value of a Prize: $79.00 Total Actual Retail Value of all Prizes: $3,950.00 1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING. 2. Eligibility. This on-air call-in giveaway promotion (this “Promotion”) is open only to individual persons (each, an “Entrant”) who are legal residents of the continental United States (the “Territory”), and who are 21 years or older as of the start date and time set forth above. Entrants are not eligible to win more than one promotion or contest sponsored by Sirius, including this Promotion, during any 60-day period. Limit one entry per person and per household. Multiple entries submitted by an Entrant, or any effort by an Entrant to misrepresent himself or herself through the use of aliases will disqualify all entries of that Entrant. Use by an Entrant of an automated dialer to enter will disqualify all entries of that Entrant. Entrants who disregard these Official Rules are ineligible to win. Officers, directors, employees, contractors, representatives and agents of Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. (“Sirius”), and their respective immediate families and household members are not eligible to enter this Promotion. 3. How to Enter. No purchase is necessary to enter or win this Promotion. This Promotion begins on the start date and time set forth above and ends on the end date and time set forth above (the “Promotion Period”). 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By entering this Promotion, unless prohibited by law, each Entrant grants to Sirius the right to use, display, distribute or publish such Entrant’s name, likeness, photograph, voice, address (city and state), biographical information, and any material based thereon or derived therefrom, or to refrain from so doing, in any manner in any and all media, whether now known or hereafter devised, anywhere in the world in perpetuity in connection with this Promotion or as Sirius otherwise determines in its sole discretion, and for purposes of advertising or trade in promoting or publicizing Sirius, without compensation. Acceptance of a Prize constitutes a waiver of any claims to compensation, royalties, or other remuneration for such use. 8. Obtaining a Winner’s List. 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