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SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO!

If you're giving the gift of SIRIUS this holiday season...click the GIFT TAG (at right), print it out and include it with your gift!

Tune in to SIRIUS OutQ //149, the first and only satellite radio channel dedicated exclusively to America’s gay and lesbian community. Whether you want to sound off on politics or pop culture, or you want to add some sizzle in the sack, SIRIUS OutQ offers you a healthy dose of uncensored talk, music, news and entertainment. Preview our unique programs online, then take advantage of this SPECIAL OFFER
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Thick, long-lasting and glycerin free, Babeland Lube is great for anal as well as vaginal penetration. As a bonus, there’s no smell or taste—just good slick fun. Highly recommended. [click here for product details]

Toys in Babeland is a sex toy store run by women whose mission is to promote and celebrate sexual vitality by providing an honest, open and fun environment, encouraging personal empowerment, educating our community, and supporting a more passionate world for all of us.

2005 COLT Calendars: (retail $15.95)
There are six high quality calendars available this year. In color with full frontal nudity, the COLT Hairy Chested Men calendar headlines cover man Edu Boxer, the COLT Cowboy calendar showcases cover man Tod Parker, COLT Naked Muscles reveals cover man Jason Brahm, COLT Butt Beautiful displays Carlo Masi, and of course the classic COLT Men starts with the always hot Dave Angelo. The COLT Leather calendar is the only black and white version featuring international superstar Andreas Stern. A perennial favorite with loyal COLT customers, spend each month in 2005 with these CLOT Men Exclusives.

COLT Clothing - Watches: (retail $39.95)
Finally, treat yourself this Holiday Season with a brand new watch. We have 6 different styles to choose from. One you aren't ashamed to wear to the local Leather Bar. Also, comes in a round metal canister that fits perfectly at the toe of your stocking.

All these products, videos, and more are easy to get at COLTstudiostore.com or 1-800-445-COLT (2658)

I Rub My Duckie®
I Rub My Duckie® was the original Rubber Duckie that started a revolution in waterproof, personal massagers. With its innocent eyes and traditional rubber duck body, I Rub My Duckie® is the most discreet massager/vibrator available. A strong, but quiet motor feeds the incredible vibrations in its head and tail. [more]

Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie®
About half the size of the original floating toy, the Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie® is sized just right for travel, yet offers amazingly strong vibration while still quiet and waterproof. Available in Pink, Purple, Black and Yellow. [more]

Red Devil - I Rub My Duckie®
The Red Devil- I Rub My Duckie® is the first release in the Collector's Series, which features our line of Good Ducks Gone Bad! This Red Devil is dressed for mischief and powered up for fun. Costumed in a flowing red cape and cute little horns. This Duckie is perfect for the bath, pool or spa. [more]

Bondage - I Rub My Duckie®
The hot, new Bondage I Rub My Duckie® is the second release in the Collector’s Series and the naughtiest Duckie yet, bound in its shiny black corset, sassy spiked collar and sporty tattoo. It’s a fashion statement that’s so dressed to thrill that it includes its own set of Duckie-sized handcuffs! [more]

I Rub My Fishie™
I Rub My Fishie™ is a waterproof, personal massager that will turn your bath or shower into happy hour! This discreet massager can accompany you anywhere, from the office to the pool. [more]

I Rub My Wormie®
I Rub My Wormie® is a waterproof, personal massager that was designed for the ultimate massage!!! Its long, rippled body is hard, but covered with ultra-soft skin and tiny, rounded nodules that run the length of the Wormie’s underbelly. [more]

Tickle-Popzzz™
Tickle-Popzzz™ are the guilt-free, pleasure treats for adults! Soft, vibrating rubber “lollipops” are perfect for massaging those sweet spots that need a little extra attention. [more]

I Rub My Duckie® is a trademark of Big Teaze Toys. ©2001 Big Teaze Toys. All rights reserved.
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Unauthorized use of any copyright, trademark, patent of Big Teaze Toys or the contents of the Big Teaze Toys' website is strictly prohibited and could result in legal action against the offenders.

 

Guys Gone Wild’s camera crew has traveled the nation and captured the hottest young hunks willing to show off their young, ripped bodies and much, much more.

Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis! These are the same top quality materials being used throughout Hollywood to create amazing props and special effects. Use the same State-of-the-Art materials to create your own copy of any penis right from your own home. And it lasts forever!

Keep that special someone home, even when he's far away. Click the banner above for more information!

Q: What materials are used in the process? Are they all completely safe?
A: Absolutely. The only material that comes in contact with your skin during the molding process is a seaweed based molding material that's commonly used by dentists to produce detailed impressions of teeth. Your finished dildo is made from a proprietary skin-like substance that is not latex or silicone, but a completely safe, non porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic & non-toxic. It's currently being used throughout Hollywood to create incredibly lifelike masks & special effects. Unlike silicone, it WILL NOT break down when used with water-based OR silicone-based lubricants.

Q: How does the kit work?
A: The first step is to create a "negative" mold of your penis with the enclosed molding material and specially designed container. You then fill that mold with 'liquid rubber'; a totally safe material that's designed to look just like real skin! Let it cure to reveal your very own professional grade dildo of yourself.

Q: How big of a penis can be made with the kit?
A: The kit is designed to make a perfect copy of a man's penis and balls up to 11 inches. This exact kit has been used by numerous adult film stars. Straight or crooked, long or short, thick or thin, the kit will perfectly copy most anyone.

Q: What if my penis is crooked?
A: No Problem. The directions contain a simple additional step to accommodate any 'curve'.

Q: How much detail can I expect from my replica?
A: Your replica will be INCREDIBLY DETAILED! All tiny lines and bumps will reproduce perfectly.

Q: How long will my finished dildo last?
A: Your replica will probably outlast YOU! The high grade rubber skin compound is extremely durable. You can bend it, crush it, soak it... WHATEVER, it can take it.

Q: Can I change the color of my dildo?
A: YES. Before you pour in the liquid rubber, simply mix in a tiny dab of any oil-based color. Windsor & Newton oil colors work great! A very small amount will completely change the color. You can even make your dildo multiple colors! However, if you do change the color we don't recommend using it internally.

Q: Can I mold my penis fully erect?
A: Yes. Just insert your erect penis into the molding container and HOLD for approx. 60 seconds.

Q: While making the mold, will I have to wait until my penis gets 'soft' again before I can remove it?
A: No. The impression-forming gel is extremely flexible, allowing you to pull out your penis immediately without affecting your mold.

 
Funny Hot Sauces | XXX Rated Hot Sauces | The Hottest Hot Sauces

So you like hot sauce huh? Think you've tasted the hottest of the hot and there's nothing left to make you sweat? Try again. Welcome to Sweat 'N Spice, your source for hot sauces that will make you jump up and shout "Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!". Hot Sauce has come a long way from the Original Tabasco sauce, which has only 2,500 scoville units. The new "hot" leader is Blair's 6am a hot sauce extract that hits 16 million scoville units, hot enough to be deemed pure capsaicin!

You Know Your Addicted to Hot Sauce if…
1. You use hot sauce for every meal, even dessert.
2. You have your hot sauce collection listed in a database in your computer.
3. You have a hot sauce wall, filled with empty bottles.
4. You own the Hot Sauce Bible and have read it more then the real Bible.
5. You bring your own hot sauce when you go to eat out at a restaurant.
6. You own a mini fridge – just for your hot sauce collection.
7. You have actually used a hot sauce for a pest repellent around your house.
8. Your dogs will no longer lick the leftovers off your plate.
9. You are no longer allowed to cook for your family.
10. You’ve considered installing a seatbelt on your toilet.
11. Scorned Woman is more to you then just an ex-wife.
12. You can get an Endorphin Rush without jumping out of a plane.
13. You've had a Wet Fart, a Fiery Fart and the Squirts, at the same time.
14. You've used the terms Brain Damage and Temporary Insanity for more then psychological reasons.
15. You can remember when Dave's Insanity Sauce was the hottest sauce in the world.
16. You don't have to worry about your roommates stealing your food
17. Your toilet paper spontaneously combusts after use
18. The diaper service refuses to pick up your baby's soiled diapers
19. More than half of the souvenirs from that last tropical vacation were hot sauces and spices.
20. You have at least one item of clothing or a coffee mug emblazoned with chiles.
21. Your flatulence is capable of peeling the paint off the walls.
22. You rate all foods by how long it takes your nose to run.
23. You have mornings where you can't tell if your butt is sweating, or crying.
24. The waitress doesn't believe you when you order.
25. You brag about the size of your pepper(s).
26. You get excited when someone says "they don't make it hot enough..."
27. Your wife has ever offered you a popsicle while you were in the bathroom.
28. You have asked your wife. to get you a popsicle while in the bathroom.
29. You think of Tabasco in the same way that you think of salt.
30. Hot sauce is no longer a condiment, it is the main ingredient.
31. If you know why you're supposed to wash your hands *before* you go to the bathroom.
32. You drink hot sauce..straight out of a bottle.. who needs anything to put it on?
33. Got a Suggestion? Send it to use here.

What is erocktavision you ask?

A pornographic revolution, Erocktavision is born from a desire to create stimulating high-quality erotica and present it in a unique and exciting way. As a fan of erotica, I wanted to add a new dimension to what you see, hear and feel. Special attention to unique camera angles, amazing cutting-edge music and completely realistic hot sex is what separates Erocktavision from everyday, run-of-the-mill pornography.


THE LESBIAN COUPLE - Vol. 1
I have created this for people who want to enjoy hot sexy lesbians fucking to sensational music with awesome lighting effects. You will feel like you're part of the action when these two hotties take you inside their secret world. Sit back and allow Niki and Cameron to give you a rare treat and a fantastically real view of girl on girl sex.

Pisces Soap is dedicated to transforming an everyday ritual into an indulgence. The ordinary becomes extraordinary as we raise the bar on soap -- unusual shapes and aromas, and foremost, quality ingredients, are trademarks of Pisces Soap. Pisces Soap is a boutique company producing imaginative handcrafted soap. Spearheaded by artist Kerith Henderson, this Beverly Hills-based company offers several distinctive lines, including Soothing Spa, Food-Scented and Garden-Inspired soaps. Pisces Soap is made with premium ingredients, including pure aromatherapy oils, herbs, essences and even gourmet cocoa powder!

For over 30 years The Xandria Collection has been America's #1 source for premier sex toys including vibrators, dildos, sexy lingerie, and fetish wear, and sex education. Browse the Xandria Play section with erotic Pillow book Stories, Jokes, Sexy eCards, and more.

The sportsheets product line enhances relationships by adding excitement to consensual adult play. There is something for every couple from sportsheets!

Thigh Cuffs
Soft, strong, with adjustable straps and quick release system, works great with SportCuffs and SuperCuffs.

Cuffs
As strong as leather, comfortable neoprene lining, double locking Velcro straps and heavy-duty stainless steel welded D-rings

Gay Fuel is pasteurized, has a great fruit flavor, is slightly carbonated and overcomes other energy drinks’ artificial taste. With the energetic goal of creating a superior product, Gay Fuel was formulated using the highest quality ingredients, such as real sugar as opposed to the less expensive and more commonly used corn-syrup.

Ingredients
Water, sugar, acidifying agent, citric acid, taurine, elderberry juice from concentrate, flavors, antioxidant: ascorbic acid, caffeine, carbon dioxide, guarana extract, lapacho extract, marapuama extract, damiana extract, ginseng, vitamins, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B, vitamin B12

OUT Magazine June 2004: Pick for "Hottest Nonalcoholic Beverage"

"New energy drink that's tasty, imbued with sexually stimulating herbs from Brazil, and, on top of all this, donates 5% of its profits to GLBT organizations? Move over, Red Bull!"

Adam Glasser aka Seymore Butts has been making adult films for 12 years and is one of the premier creators of gonzo-style adult entertainment, with more than 70 films to his credit. He is a major force in the industry and now he brings all to you with his official website www.TeamTushy.com and www.SeymoreButts.com. TeamTushy.com is full of hardcore video and pictures of Seymore Butts having consensual sex with the hottest porn stars in the adult business.

I have video and pics of all the hottest Porn Stars like Flower, Mari Possa, McKayla Matthews, Alisha Klass and hundreds of others. I also have live feeds, a chat room, I do special live shows, and exclusive material just for this site. So please, join my website and watch all the hot anal sex, ass fucking, big tits, huge cocks, and cum shots that you can handle.

The Show...
Porn entrepreneur Seymore Butts is now the star of the late-night show on Showtime's new reality series "Family Business". FAMILY BUSINESS is a new late night reality series from SHOWTIME about an average guy trying to make a living in the Adult Film industry. A hilarious blend of real-life absurd situations and eccentric characters, FAMILY BUSINESS focuses on the charismatic Adam Glasser and his alter ego, "Seymore Butts," who has created over 70 popular adult films.

COUSIN STEVIE Adam's hilarious and sometimes frustrating cousin. Stevie runs the distribution side of Adam's business, which at times involves doing some "interesting" things to get a movie made.

Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party 4
Seven Hot Latex Clad Beauties Do It All...Dildos, Vibrators, Fingers, Tongues, and a Strap-On Right Up the Ass, Baby! Starring Makayla Coxx, Charlie Laine, Jassie, Monica Sweetheart, Lexi Marie, Kayla Marie, and Penny Flame.

PROMOTION DETAILS
Start Date and Time: 6 p.m. ET on November 29, 2004
End Date and Time: 10 p.m. ET on December 17, 2004
Call-In Number: 1-866-305-6887
Opt-Out Method: check opt out on winner sheet
Drawing Method: the 50th caller to call the call-in number
when Santa says "Oh go ahead, Pull It!" will win a prize
Prizes: a holiday stocking chock-full of adult novelties
Number of Winners: 50
Actual Retail Value of a Prize: $100.00
Total Actual Retail Value of all Prizes: $ 5000.00

OFFICIAL RULES

1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING.

2. Eligibility. This on-air call-in giveaway promotion (this “Promotion”) is open only to individual persons (each, an “Entrant”) who are legal residents of the continental United States (the “Territory”), and who are 21 years or older as of the start date and time set forth above. Entrants are not eligible to win more than one promotion or contest sponsored by Sirius, including this Promotion, during any 60-day period. Limit one entry per person and per household. Multiple entries submitted by an Entrant, or any effort by an Entrant to misrepresent himself or herself through the use of aliases will disqualify all entries of that Entrant. Use by an Entrant of an automated dialer to enter will disqualify all entries of that Entrant. Entrants who disregard these Official Rules are ineligible to win. Officers, directors, employees, contractors, representatives and agents of Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. (“Sirius”), and their respective immediate families and household members are not eligible to enter this Promotion.

3. How to Enter. No purchase is necessary to enter or win this Promotion. This Promotion begins on the start date and time set forth above and ends on the end date and time set forth above (the “Promotion Period”). To enter this Promotion, call the call-in telephone number designated above when given the cue to call and then follow the telephone directions. Entries received after the Promotion Period has ended will not be eligible for prizes. Sirius is not responsible for any misdirected, lost, late, inaccurate or incomplete entries, and such entries will be void. Sirius is not responsible for: (a) any telephone malfunctions, failures, connections, availability, (b) garbled or jumbled transmissions, (c) unauthorized human intervention or (d) the incorrect or inaccurate capture of entry information or the failure to capture any such information. All entries become the property of Sirius and will not be returned or acknowledged.

4. Opt-Out. By entering this Promotion, Entrant agrees that, unless Entrant otherwise opts out in the manner set forth above, Sirius may use Entrant's telephone number and/or e-mail address to contact Entrant regarding Sirius’ satellite radio service and other Sirius offers and/or promotions.

5. Prizes. One copy or set, as applicable, of the prize set forth above (the “Prize”) will be awarded to the number of winners set forth above. The actual retail value of each Prize and the total actual retail value of all Prizes are set forth above. Prizes cannot be substituted, exchanged or transferred, except that Sirius reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value at Sirius’ sole discretion.

6. Drawing and Odds of Winning. Sirius will determine Prize winners by the method set forth above. All determinations shall be conducted by Sirius whose decisions are final and binding with respect to all aspects of this Promotion. The odds of winning each Prize will be determined by the number of eligible entries received. All prizes will be awarded. Any Entrant who is selected shall be deemed a potential winner, and such Entrant and his or her entry shall be subject to verification and the requirements of these Official Rules.

7. Prize Winners. Sirius will notify Prize winners by mail or telephone. Sirius may require Prize winners to execute an affidavit of eligibility, publicity release (except where prohibited), liability waiver and/or IRS Form W-9 prior to the delivery of any Prize. If a Prize winner does not respond to the Prize notification within 14 days, is found to be ineligible and/or fails to execute any documentation required by Sirius, Sirius will consider such Prize winner to have forfeited the Prize and will select an alternate winner from the pool of eligible entries. Sirius reserves the right to disqualify any Entrant for any reason, including without limitation, if that Entrant has not complied with these Official Rules or has interfered, in Sirius’ sole opinion, with the proper conduct of this Promotion. Payment of all taxes is the sole responsibility of each Prize winner. Prize winners may be issued an IRS Form 1099 for the approximate retail value of the applicable Prizes. By entering this Promotion, unless prohibited by law, each Entrant grants to Sirius the right to use, display, distribute or publish such Entrant’s name, likeness, photograph, voice, address (city and state), biographical information, and any material based thereon or derived therefrom, or to refrain from so doing, in any manner in any and all media, whether now known or hereafter devised, anywhere in the world in perpetuity in connection with this Promotion or as Sirius otherwise determines in its sole discretion, and for purposes of advertising or trade in promoting or publicizing Sirius, without compensation. Acceptance of a Prize constitutes a waiver of any claims to compensation, royalties, or other remuneration for such use.

8. Obtaining a Winner’s List. To receive a list of Prize winners, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope, and a note identifying the name of this Promotion, after the Promotion Period has ended, to the above address, Attention: On Air Call-In Giveaway Promotions.

9. Dispute Resolution; Limitation of Liability. Each Entrant agrees to release, defend, indemnify and hold harmless Sirius, those working on its behalf, and each of their respective officers, directors, representatives, employees, agents, successors and assigns, from any damage, injury, death, loss or other liability, either at law or equity, whether known or unknown, asserted or non-asserted, that may arise from or in any way relate to any Entrant’s participation in this Promotion or the awarding, acceptance, use or misuse of any Prize. Any and all disputes, claims, and causes of action arising out of or in connection with this Promotion, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. This Promotion shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the State of New York, regardless of principles of conflicts of laws that may require the application of the laws of another jurisdiction. Any action or litigation concerning this Agreement shall take place exclusively in the federal or state courts sitting in New York, New York, and each Entrant expressly consents to the jurisdiction of and venue in such courts and waives all defenses of lack of jurisdiction and inconvenient forum with respect to such courts. Each Entrant agrees to service of process by mail or other method acceptable under the laws of the State of New York. ANY CLAIMS, JUDGMENTS AND/OR AWARDS SHALL BE LIMITED TO ACTUAL OUT-OF-POCKET COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ENTERING THIS PROMOTION. ENTRANT HEREBY WAIVES ANY RIGHTS OR CLAIMS TO ATTORNEY’S FEES, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ENTRANT, WHETHER FORESEEABLE OR NOT AND WHETHER BASED ON NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE.

10. General Conditions. This Promotion is subject to all applicable Federal, State and local laws and regulations. By entering this Promotion, each Entrant agrees to be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of Sirius, and to accept delivery of the Prize based upon availability. In addition, each Entrant represents and warrants that all information contained in his or her entry is true and accurate. Sirius is not responsible for any printing errors in these Official Rules. Sirius reserves the right to cancel this Promotion at any time and substitute another promotion in its place. Sirius is not responsible for injury or damage to Entrants’ or to any other person's computer related to or resulting from participating in this Promotion. In the event this Promotion is compromised for any reason (including computer virus, tampering, bugs, computer malfunction, fraud, unauthorized intervention or other causes beyond the control of Sirius) which, in the sole opinion of Sirius, corrupts or impairs the administration, security, fairness or proper play of this Promotion, Sirius reserves the right in its sole discretion to suspend, modify or terminate this Promotion. This Promotion is void where prohibited.

11. Promotion Sponsor. This Promotion is sponsored by Sirius Satellite Radio Inc., 1221 Avenue of the Americas, 36th Floor, New York, New York 10020.