Previously on Derek and
Romaine: So, DNR went to Atlanta for Pride and it
was a very interesting weekend. First, the beautiful main
stage in Piedmont Park collapsed in a huge wind
storm. Last year went a lot
more smoothly. We did end up in the parade, although some
people were cranky by Sunday. Don’t worry, we were happier the day before
when it wasn’t raining! Friday night’s appearance on the small stage was
cancelled due to the wind, and Sunday’s appearance on the main stage was
cancelled due to unending rain and lightning strikes in the park. Overall
everyone (except Romaine) had a good attitude about the whole thing and in the
end, the most important part was that everyone arrived back home safely and
Derek ate orange-flavored chicken from Panda Express at the airport on the way
home. The whole weekend ordeal was
too much for Romaine and she was out from the show on Monday. Then again she was also out on Friday as well, so the
show this week featured 40% less Romaine than usual, which sounds like a skimpy
salad and not a radio show. We did have some fun on the air at other people’s
expense though, so that’s good. Evan and Brian’s intern from over on Maxim 108
tested his knowledge of lesbian sexual positions (and did better than Bobby at
spelling), and the listeners of Whatever with Alexis and
Jennifer on Martha 112 creamed the DNR listeners 2-0 on Friday’s show
playing the Bitches Feud. Terrible!
Oh well, at least everyone had a good time all week long dishing about the
collapse of Star Jones-Reynolds. For video of the whole progressive mess, start
with her Tuesday
announcement, then go to Barbara’s
Wednesday announcement, get some highlights of Star
on Larry King, then feel free to discuss among yourselves. Speaking of
announcements, it was announced this week that Sirius OutQ is the official
national radio broadcast partner with the Gay Games Chicago. Derek will be in
town for the closing ceremonies, first drunk in a bar on that Friday night
(location TBD) and then he will be
broadcasting live from the closing ceremonies in case you can’t be there in
person to hold his hair while he throws up.
Coming up this week on Derek and Romaine (all times
Eastern, unless otherwise noted): No one is
going to love this week more than Derek and Romaine, or perhaps Danglin’ Dan.
Why? Because it’s a diaper load full of reruns. Hurray! Sure, Derek’s mom
doesn’t like the reruns because she has the urge to call (even though she
doesn’t) and can’t call when the show isn’t live. Oh well. Hopefully you will
like catching up with some of your favorite moments from the recent (Bobby
Intern 2’s spelling bee) to the distant past (ummm.. Suzanne Somers, wasn’t that
like 2 ½ years ago?). In any event, it is a veritable cavalcade of stars, like a
Love Boat Reunion movie, and this sentence is a cavalcade of words Bobby Intern
2 can neither spell nor define. That
college education sure was money well spent. Am I right ladies? Janice
Dickinson, Donald Trump, Meredith
Vieira, Joy Behar, Dennis Rodman, Mario Cantone. It’s like the show “I was a
celebrity, get me out of here” except without Downtown Julie Brown because she
is an untalented hag that no one likes. Wuba, Wuba. So, while DNR enjoy their
much deserved week of rest, please enjoy these practically fresh moments from
the Derek and Romaine Show. Sure, they may be from a can, but they’re still
delicious! Also, if you still like the show even after a week of reruns, go
ahead and rate their show
on RadioRatingz.com. And to thank you for your positive rating, have a free DNR euro decal. Plus, starting
July 12th, Christmas In July has tons of giveaways on the air and to
random newsletter subscribers, so stick around!
Monday, July 3rd
6pm: Neicy Nash from “Reno 911”
7pm: The
Glamazons in studio
8pm: Kim from Top
Model with Queerty.com’s Bradford
9pm: Rhonda Britten from “Starting Over” and gay
problems
Tuesday,
July 4th
Enjoy your Carson’s ribs it’s
Independence Day!
6pm: Mario Cantone,
Joy Behar,
Meredith Vieira
7pm: Deidre Hall, Suzanne Somers, Donald Trump
8pm: RuPaul, Dennis
Rodman, Charo (she
dances
too)
9pm: Sandra
Bernhard, Janice Dickinson, Dita von Teese
Wednesday, July 5th
6pm: James is so old…, Baby without a
face
7pm: Adult star Bobby
Williams
8pm: Savanna
Samson, Bobby Intern
2’s Spelling Bee
9pm: Romaine’s Hairy Ass
Rant
Thursday,
July 6th
6pm: Derek answers the phones with
RuPaul
7pm: Sexy Barbera
Twins in studio
8pm: People Watching: People who smell
bad
9pm: James Bidgood’s first appearance, with Ron Dodd
Friday, July 7th
6pm: James Edstrom kicked out of party, Derek’s mouse
problem
7pm: Hot DJ Tracy
Young
8pm: Dog eats chicken, Battlestar’s Jamie Bamber, 24’s Mary-Lynn
Rajsrub
9pm: Dirty ads with Chris the intern, Romaine screens
calls
Other upcoming cool
information: Christmas in July starts on July 12th.
Get ready to win more free crap! DNR heartily endorse the services of
PureVanilla.com, PlumChoice.com and Ribs.com. Plum Choice is a great way to
improve your own online experience, PureVanilla.com protects your identity on
the internet and Carson’s just makes the best ribs that ever
arrived at your house! And all of them make a terrific gift for someone you
love. So visit PlumChoice.com, PureVanilla.com and Ribs.com, and tell them DNR
sent you. Come see DNR in person at the following events: Derek broadcasts
Closing Ceremonies of Gay Games
Chicago on July 22nd, DNR emcee San Diego Pride on July 29-30th,
Derek emcees Fredericksburg, VA Pride on
August 26th and DNR appear in the Texas Freedom Parade
on September 17th. Visit the DNR Events page for more
information about upcoming in-person events. The Events page is newly updated with
more specific information on these upcoming visits, including locations and
times to meet Derek and Romaine. Future guests include comedian Mario
Cantone, singer Janis Ian, comedian Greg
Walloch, hot band Sister Funk and more! Plus, starting July
12th, it’s 12 days of winning with Christmas In July! Check out
derekandromaine.com for recent photos, links and more.
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Current and Recent Advertisers: PlumChoice.com,
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Buy Romaine’s new book for your local library: The Whole
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DNR
Recent Photos: Colt Man Exclusive Chris Wide, Ft. Lauderdale Pride, Penthouse Pets, Bel Ami hotties, more
photos
Folsom Street Fair: DNR in leather chaps
up on stage. Also, Derek on the set of Big
Rig
Celebrities in studio:
Photos of Lorna Luft, Austin Peck, Carson Kressley and more!
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